Call of Chavthulu - XPRESS EDITION (PRINT)

THE STARS ARE RIGHT. THE TRACKSUITS ARE FAKE.

The ancient and indescribable horrors have awakened.

Unfortunately for them, they’ve awakened on a British housing estate.

Call of Chavthulu: XPRESS Edition expands Chav: The Knifing with everything you need to bring cosmic horror down to street level—where forbidden cults gather behind the off-licence, sanity is something that happens to other people, and incomprehensible entities from beyond time and space may discover that they’ve looked at someone funny.

Inside this magnificently unnecessary supplement you’ll find:

• New Credoz for broadening your character’s already questionable worldview.

• New Talentz with which to distinguish yourself from the rest of the baying mob.

• New Life Templates, proving that every terrible decision has an origin story.

• Additional rules and game systems.

• More background, advice and assorted nonsense.

• Fresh people, monsters and cosmic abominations to threaten, flee from or glass outside a kebab shop.

Where conventional cosmic horror concerns itself with fragile scholars uncovering truths that mankind was never meant to know, Call of Chavthulu asks the more important question:

What happens when the incomprehensible horror meets someone too drunk, angry or profoundly incurious to lose any Sanity?

This is not tasteful horror. It is not respectful social commentary. It is a grubby, aggressively juvenile collision between Lovecraftian terror and British class caricature, produced in the grand old tradition of taking two things that should never meet and making them fight in a pub car park.

Ideal for existing Chav: The Knifing players, collectors of politically incorrect RPG curiosities, and anyone who believes the Great Old Ones have had things their own way for far too long.

PRINT EDITION

• 42 pages

• A4 paperback

• Black-and-white interior

• Saddle-stitched binding

Requires Chav: The Knifing – XPRESS Edition to play.

PLEASE NOTE

This is deliberately crude, offensive satire from 2010. It contains vulgarity, stereotypes and humour intended to appal respectable people. Purchase accordingly—or indignantly, which still counts.